Recipe for Two People in LoveIngredients:1 overly attached friend1 teaspoon of trust issuesA handful of exes2 cups full of tears2 cups of disappointmentRage and sorrow to taste1 jar of true loveDirections:Start with the exes. Add them one at a time to the pan. Slowly poor in the cups of disappointment. Sift it all together. When it looks incredibly painful and about to fall apart, add the tears and vigorously combine it all together. Check for taste; it should be incredibly sour. Add an overly attached friend and a teaspoon of trust issues. Bring it to a boil. When it's about to explode, add the jar full of true love. Let it rest.Serve with a side d
Mechanical MalfunctionAs the midnight breeze fluttered his overcoat, he carefully checked all of his equipment. He clicked his night vision goggles on and sprang into action, jumping from the rooftop. He counted the floors as he fell, carefully aimed the grapple gun and shot. The steam engines made so much noise no one could hear him. He swung on the cable, kicking his way into the glass window, rolling in the floor and onto his feet. Success.The door on the other side of the room opened with a mute click. Preferring action over thought for once, he ran. Pneumatic pistons on his boots clicked and clacked on every step, doubling the ground covered, increasing his
Lost ThunderThe sky flashed white for a second but only silence followed. With a sigh, the weary man sat on his cloud. As he aged, his sight grew dimmer. Red and green were usually alive with light and power but now seemed only plain; undead colors painted from the same dead pigments as everything else in the world.As he grew, his dreams become increasingly rare. Life was tough enough, with bills and taxes and jobs and tests. There was no time left for watching the sunset, for riding dragons in a thunderstorm, for wielding the essence lightning itself as a blade, for jumping from cloud to cloud keeping a wild smile in his face. As time went by, his
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WOAH IT MOVED *7*
The expresssion and fur is just omg asgdfhyuis9aoksj
MOVES LIKE JAGGER????the pic is a ninja
moves when you don't expect it +w+